I dreamed that I was Steve McQueen and that I was boffing Marilyn Monroe. What the hell does that mean?
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Showing posts with label tank tops. Show all posts
Showing posts with label tank tops. Show all posts
Monday
Dream Interpretation Request
I dreamed that I was Steve McQueen and that I was boffing Marilyn Monroe. What the hell does that mean?
Tuesday
It's a Hoot
A few years ago, when Hooters first came to Ottawa, I thought it would be entertaining to see what all the fuss was about.
A male companion and I sat down at a table, and after a long wait a cute blond waitress skipped over to us. I admired her fit body clad in tiny tight sports shorts (the kind I had worn when I was sixteen) and her tight little wife beater t-shirt with the trademark protruding owl eyes design. She placed both elbows on the table, leaned over and cleverly aimed her tits at us.
"And what can I bring you folks today," she giggled smacking her gum.
She took our order and as she wiggled off I looked at my companion curious about his reaction.
"It's all just an act you know. She's a university student trying to earn an honest living," he stuttered as I noticed the deep blush on his face.
And the Winner is...
Last week I asked you if you preferred oatmeal or tank tops. As of early this morning the results of the poll indicate a tie - 19 votes for each. So today, you get a picture of Woodsy in a tank top with a bowl of oatmeal. For those who had issues with last week's oatmeal, this week it is plain oatmeal with milk and maple syrup.
Nursemyra, since you showed me yours, I am now showing you mine. That's my little snowman. He's always this happy when presented with a bowl of oatmeal.
Wishing you all a lovely whatever it is you celebrate at this time of year, and a happy 2009!
Nursemyra, since you showed me yours, I am now showing you mine. That's my little snowman. He's always this happy when presented with a bowl of oatmeal.
Wishing you all a lovely whatever it is you celebrate at this time of year, and a happy 2009!
Tank Top Tuesday Poll
A couple of weeks ago, Skylark suggested that I conduct a poll between oatmeal and tank tops. Being that I am a great fan of his blog, I will oblige him...
Oatmeal
Tank Top
Sunday
Breaking News*
Nymphs not wearing tank topsComing Through: 8%
Woodsy's Web: 25%
Putting Out: 25%
Mad for Tea: 42%
You have two more days to vote before I place my order, and unlike with the Canadian Blog Awards, you can vote as often as desired.
Audrey and Harmony, I haven't forgotten your two votes for Romantic Gestures.
*OK, so maybe it isn't.
Tuesday
Thursday
Tuesday
Nursmyra, is this a tank top or a corset?
Wednesday
Tuesday
Sunday
Tuesday
