* best way to get laid is put her on her stomach, take down that panty shield, and poke until she makes sounds
* Perhaps the best way to get laid is to lead a life worth living.
* Fastest way to get laid is to know what artist your gurl likes most and buy all their albums! You have no idea how many times I have to listen to Chris Brown or Justin Timberlake!
* The best way to get laid is to put on some slow jazz music.
* The best way to get laid is without having to use a pickup line; weed out the sober ones who still have their morals intact!
* I am thinking that the easist way to get laid is to hit the club
* It's a truism worthy of Yogi Berra to say that the best way to get laid is to lose your virginity.
* many neanderthals believe that the best way to get laid is to just get her drunk. Don’t get me wrong; that is a fantastic idea if you’ve been married or in a long-term relationship and she is just not in the mood very often
* an easy way to get laid is baking tasty shit for people who think that stuff is hard. ...
* And the best way to get laid is to pretend to be someone else who is cooler than yourself.
* the only way to get laid is… to be rich!
* I was obviously wrong, and the only way to get laid is by emotional manipulation. I have found, from personal experience, that virginity leads to feelings of shame, rage, frustration, inadequacy, isolation, alienation, ...
* a dude in his underwear sitting in his mom's and dad's basement decides the best way to get laid is to lie (this is actually true) so he puts up an improbable Craigslist post trolling for some 15 year old choke job chicken head
* Look at the 40 Year Old Virgin and similar movies, where the sexually-inexperienced male is advised by his “wiser”, more experienced friend(s) that the best way to get laid is to look for the drunkest girl at the party ...
* Seems to me that the way to get laid is to dress up in a hilarious Disney character costume. This also means that you will get to handle celebrity tits.
* Û² So a kid is ~Censored~ and the only way to get laid is to go to ²Û. Û² this ultra school of ~Censored~ kids and here the first thing that ²Û. Û² happens to him is getting rapped by the principal who is g3y and has ²Û ...
* Arabs want sex just as much as Westerners but they are taught that it is dirty and the only “respectable” way to get laid is to get married.
* This brought upon me an epiphany: The easiest way to get laid is to feed off a woman’s jealousy.
* The best way to get laid is to fake confidence and don't listen too much.
