1) Frozen ears.2) Frozen paws.
3) Frozen nose.
4) Frozen tail.
5) I'm pretty sure there was a fifth thing - but it's either too numb to count anymore, or else it froze off completely...
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A strange brew of sounds Saturday as Bluesfest wailed into its final weekend. Conch Shell and Painted Stick were flatly unimpressed with the... -
It was either extensive research, or insomnia last weekend after one too many beavertails on the canal, that led us to the momentous discove... -
* oh my god Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white. * you can't just punt. * No. I'm sorry. But you can't...
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Coyote should not listen to any ESI pressure to enter into dating world. Dating is an evil construct, based on regressive, repressive outdat...
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Those clever buggers at the Ottawa Citizen are pretty sharp at knowing which stories to give free access to and which ones to put their litt...
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I tried to file this post earlier, but all the boomtastic artillery barrages convinced me to hunker in the trenches awhile and picnic on del... -
That nuanced thrash-metal philosopher, Axl Rose, famously spent a decade trying to spit-glue together his Chinese Democracy album, an assau... -
Grandad coyote was an austere guy. The sort of dog one would associate with a large framed portrait frowning severely down on a big, lustro...
30 days
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It was either extensive research, or insomnia last weekend after one too many beavertails on the canal, that led us to the momentous discove...
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A strange brew of sounds Saturday as Bluesfest wailed into its final weekend. Conch Shell and Painted Stick were flatly unimpressed with the...
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Ok, just let me go on a bit about Bob . Isn't he fabulous? We met him because he was the Muse's best commentator. Then, he started h...
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Dimwitted coyote I may be, but there's nothing wrong with my efficiently pointy snout. Lately, the whiffy scent near this burg's s... -
Life is too short to have an affair . Life is too short to think small . So live large. Life is too short to be somebody , so be yourself. L... -
Those clever buggers at the Ottawa Citizen are pretty sharp at knowing which stories to give free access to and which ones to put their litt...
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Is it because.... 1) They miss Musie, and refuse to blog until she comments? 2) They are now all busy saving the world? 3) They are sufferi...
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* Personally, I don't want a mayor who isn't willing to do the legwork to ensure that all of her/his nominators are in fact on t...
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Demolition crews crunched down about ten per cent of Somerset House today. CBC says it's an attempt to gain engineers and repair crews...
All time
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City hockey fans have yet to recover from the whooping that Sidney Crosby and the Pittsburgh Penguins inflicted on the Ottawa Senators in t... -
You might think Canada's tax collectors would be a sharp bunch. Competent, educated, shrewd, with sharpened pencils at the ready. And th... -
Fieldwork by the Research Director and Coyote, Easter Weekend 2007: Pluses (Features to emulate) FREE! ESPRESSO! SHOTS! Minuses (Features to... -
On a recent visit to one of my ancestral homelands, I met up with an old friend who is with child. She was waiting for me on the sidewalk o... -
A number of demands have been made on me as the new muse that I deem to be unreasonable. 1) That I disclose details of my sex life . The 5th...
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Every time that I notice this mannequin, I am startled for a second. But, despite her clownish hair and her maniacal smile , she has excelle... -
I love Le Nordik , the scandinavian spa just 20 minutes from Ottawa. It is amazing, and reasonably priced. Much cheaper than therapy, and y...
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As Zoom has noted , these are the dog days of blogging. Oh, hey: I'm a dog. A dog about to risk life and limb by weighing in on the Gre... -
It was either extensive research, or insomnia last weekend after one too many beavertails on the canal, that led us to the momentous discove...
