Aggie's Pirate Chest Nestled Next to Her Favourite Port
Aggie, Fourth Dwarf, and I met at Pandora's house in the sky to play LOOT - The Plundering Pirate Card Game, and drink some of Aggie's economical winter drink.
"The game is for ages ten and up," I comment innocently.
"Oh, that means it's going to be hard," worries Aggie sweetly.
"A ten year old is a fifth grader," adds Fourth Dwarf.
"That's when kids are at their smartest," Pandora elaborates.
"That right, Pandora," concludes Fourth Dwarf, "and that's why so many people aren't smarter then a fifth grader."
