Tank Top Tuesday - Guest Spot

Duncan the Cat in his sexy tank top.

Tea-Shirt Advice

I can't decide which Tea-Shirt by Fourth Dwarf I should order for myself.

What Tea-Shirt would you like to see on me?
	Coming Through
	Woodsy's Web
	Putting Out
	Mad for Tea
Free polls from Pollhost.com

I am not posting for Tuesday because

1. I'm tired and I have cramps because it's my moon-time.
   
2. I've got a lovely book to read. (Nursemyra, it's called You Suck: A Love Story by Christopher Moore)
   
3. I feel unappreciated because nobody commented on my cleavage today (although a female co-worker did take a hold of a strand of my hair and stroked it).
   
4. I could tell you about today's flirting, but you'd still continue to walk around downtown pretending you don't see anyone - you would still resist flirting with cute coffee baristas.
   
5. I'm so grumpy that you'll be much better off reading this xkcd Webcomic than anything I could write to charm you with right now.
6. I asked someone to guest post for Tank Top Tuesday. Their bosom is much bigger then mine. (Dwarfie only has five on his list.)

I'm not posting for Monday because

1. I'm tired.
2. I've got a good book to read.
3. I feel unappreciated because nobody noticed the tea-shirt I did of Audrey's advice last week.
4. I could tell you about the dating study announced last week that said when there are many people at speed-dating, everyone just picks the best-looking, but when there are only a few, people make choices based on perceptions of compatibility. But if I did tell you about it, it wouldn't change anything you do. You'd still make the same screwed-up choices in your romantic lives.
5. I'm so grouchy that you'll be much better off reading this dinosaur comic than anything I would blog right now.
   

Romantic Gesture Tea-Shirt by FourthDwarf

Bloggers Breakfast

I regret missing the Bloggers' Breakfast...or was it brunch? Woodsy told us all about the event, and some of us wished we had been there.
Woodsy was delighted with all the bloggers, and was particularly happy about getting to know XUP, who she reported is delightful, intelligent and cool.
Here are my reasons for not doing the brunch:

1) I haven't been blogging, so feel unworthy of attending.
2) I get all shy and nervous around high-profile bloggers.
3) I never commit to morning activities on weekends.
4) There is no fourth.
5) There is no fifth.