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Showing posts with label riffing. Show all posts
Showing posts with label riffing. Show all posts
Friday
why am i riffing on fourth dwarf's gig
First 10 menu pulldown choices upon entering the word "why" into Google:
why is the sky blue
why do men have nipples
whyville
why do cats purr
why men cheat
why do dogs eat grass
why did the chicken cross the road
why is there a dead pakistani on my couch
why did michael jackson turn white
why am i so tired
Tuesday
I am not posting for Tuesday because
- I'm tired and I have cramps because it's my moon-time.
- I've got a lovely book to read. (Nursemyra, it's called You Suck: A Love Story by Christopher Moore)
- I feel unappreciated because nobody commented on my cleavage today (although a female co-worker did take a hold of a strand of my hair and stroked it).
- I could tell you about today's flirting, but you'd still continue to walk around downtown pretending you don't see anyone - you would still resist flirting with cute coffee baristas.
- I'm so grumpy that you'll be much better off reading this xkcd Webcomic than anything I could write to charm you with right now.
- I asked someone to guest post for Tank Top Tuesday. Their bosom is much bigger then mine. (Dwarfie only has five on his list.)
