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Tuesday
I am not posting for Tuesday because
- I'm tired and I have cramps because it's my moon-time.
- I've got a lovely book to read. (Nursemyra, it's called You Suck: A Love Story by Christopher Moore)
- I feel unappreciated because nobody commented on my cleavage today (although a female co-worker did take a hold of a strand of my hair and stroked it).
- I could tell you about today's flirting, but you'd still continue to walk around downtown pretending you don't see anyone - you would still resist flirting with cute coffee baristas.
- I'm so grumpy that you'll be much better off reading this xkcd Webcomic than anything I could write to charm you with right now.
- I asked someone to guest post for Tank Top Tuesday. Their bosom is much bigger then mine. (Dwarfie only has five on his list.)
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Sunday
I'm not posting for Monday because
- I'm tired.
- I've got a good book to read.
- I feel unappreciated because nobody noticed the tea-shirt I did of Audrey's advice last week.
- I could tell you about the dating study announced last week that said when there are many people at speed-dating, everyone just picks the best-looking, but when there are only a few, people make choices based on perceptions of compatibility. But if I did tell you about it, it wouldn't change anything you do. You'd still make the same screwed-up choices in your romantic lives.
- I'm so grouchy that you'll be much better off reading this dinosaur comic than anything I would blog right now.
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