Behold, the most Canadian photo ever

Canadian Museum of Civilization, Gatineau, Que., July 2007

Hype

The Meta-Contest deadline is rapidly approaching (Nov. 8th - 7 p.m.) Although there have been a couple of solid entries, I am not feeling quite enough HYPE about this contest. Or, perhaps it is one of those contests that is just too good to be true. The Prize is THE PRIZE YOU SUGGEST, folks. How good is that? Don't deny yourself a good prize. Think about what you want, what you really want -- and ask for it!!! You have about a 1 in 10 chance of winning. And, you can submit multiple entries. No strings attached. What do you have to lose?

Weekly Coyote News Roundup

Coyote cleared in killing of man: Bears also cleared. Wolf guilty.

Shaving is effective disguise for Coyotes.

Squirrels are back on the menu in New Jersey.

Google Poem: 21 Things

1. The important thing is that you got it done.
2. The amusing thing is that I didn't really lose any weight.
3. The sad thing is that when Einstein was about, there were ample indicators that Newton had fallen on his face.
4. The interesting thing is that, if you're creative, there may be things at work that you're not even aware of.
5. The ironic thing is that this may be a very progressive thing.
   
6. No, the strange thing is that in almost every story people will sleep part of, or in many cases, the entire night, on top of the corpse before reporting it.
   
7. The odd thing is that I’m OK with this schizophrenia. I enjoy it even.
   
8. The unfortunate thing is that it’s always very late.
9. The sensation is unbelievable ... and the amazing thing is that it just never stops.
10. The scary thing is that you're on a starvation diet and your BMI is only 20.7.
11. The weird thing is that Adolf Hitler haircut that Tom Cruise is wearing these days.
    
12. Indeed, the remarkable thing is that in Spain there is a species of wild goat, the Spanish Ibex, Capra pyrenaica.
13. The surprising thing is that Mike had no idea I’ve been blogging about online video sites for months.
    
14. The neatest thing is that I can even watch naughty movies.
15. The coolest thing is that ALL of the sound effects are synthesized in realtime, on the fly!
    
16. The oddest thing is that 8 maids-a-milking only cost $41.20.
    
17. The funniest thing is that Russian soldiers have fewer rights than prisoners.
    
18. The worst thing is that we work non-profit, so we don't make very much.
    
19. The weirdest thing is that while it's the loudest tune on the set, it features Norman Blake on acoustic guitar with Burnett.
20. The cruellest thing is that their enormous size makes them all the more distended and more tempting to pop.
    
21. The saddest thing is that i have to go home after all the shangrilas by myself .
    

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Meta Contest Update

So far we have 5 entries in the new Meta Contest:

1. Urban Pedestrian: one of Aggie's home-made muumuus;
2. Woodsy: the t-shirt with "Rock on" spelled out on the front and "Anyhoo" on the back specifically, one of those very tight slinky numbers (size petite);
3. Urban Pedestrian: a new pair of pink go-go boots, size 7 1/2;
4. Harmony: World Peace; specifically first inner disarmament, then outer disarmament; and
5. Apostrophe: a kick in the ass.

One of the contestants has decided to call on various world leaders to influence our decision-making. Perhaps this will sway other contest judges, but not me.

You still have time to enter, and the earlier you enter, the more time you have for your lobbying efforts.