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Wednesday
In the blood.
She opines (again) that these people must not be allowed to hurt the economy. Probably better than when she opined that "cancer is sexy," huh?
"These people" took a 15 per cent pay cut back in the day when Air Canada was hurting, and are still starting out at a monthly wage that barely covers a so-so one-bedroom apartment in downtown Ottawa, never mind the food and utilities. Forget cable. Even basic.
But, hey! If you could afford that hookup, the new retrosoap Pan Am's success would prove that the job's glamour still totally makes up for the poverty, obscene shifts, and antediluvian management. Right?
Apparently it's okay for these people to hurt, as long as "the economy", usually limned as some kind of shadowy, all-powerful, yet strangely fragile third person, does not. This quasi-person must be protected with the kind of dumb, short-term union-shafting tactics that, down the line, inevitably will lead to bunch of (here's an economic term, for, ummm, trained economists...) pent-up demand. From labour.
It has apparently not yet dawned on too many Harper Majority Government (™,®,but especially ©...) types that the economy is made up of individuals. Like, say, flight attendants. And that if you pull this shit enough, they'll eventually get pissed enough to come back at ya.
About the first time Lisa Raitt started dropping legislative howitzer rounds on any union that even smelled like it might be thinking about a strike, she began to tell interviewers that she grew up in an old-school union family in Nova Scotia, that her affinity with labour was "in the blood".
Was it really only this past June that she could still pull that one straight-faced? At the time, the great grey Glob said she was "an awkward foil for critics portraying the Conservative government as an enemy of Canada’s labour movement."
To establish that article's background (and to launch my now-trademark digression, a full nine paragraphs late in my books...) one must note that its top photo is of Ms. Raitt, sportin' what looks, to my jaundiced yellow eye, suspiciously like a blue sweater, and, ummm, cuddling an expedient kitten.
In retrospect, that should have been the only tell that we really needed, to give context to her poker-faced claims to blue-collar cred...
Probably only coincidence
Both huge! Both televisiony! Has nobody but me connected the two? Even though they hover blatantly in front of us like giant hi-def bats, everybody is carefully pretending they aren't in the room.
(In related news, coyotes are mourning the loss of analog rabbit ears. Digital ones are practically inedible. I digress. Ahem.)
Anyway, it's probably nothing for torch-carrying global villagers across the nation to worry about. However. An ever more parchment-complexioned Lloyd has been calling late night TV bingo for so unnaturally long that even people that don't believe in the undead, openly call him "Count Floyd" to his face now.
So those of us attuned to the semimythical realms, while not feeling certain about this one (Call it a theory. Like economics. I digress again.) suspect pretty strongly that vampires, whom everyone knows cannot be seen in mirrors, may also be incapable of manifesting themselves on digital TV. So, perfect time to retire.
Ummm. Probably only coincidence. But I'm just sayin'...
Thursday
Emergency Meeting Minutes: 2010-07-19
Present: 4th Dwarf, Woodsy, Aggie
1) Nobody blogging
It is noted that poor Coyote is carrying the blog and nobody else has blogged for weeks.
A: I would like to start again.
W: Me too, but I like to say “continue to blog”. It’s less negative.
4D and A agree.
A: Maybe using the camera is the key.
W: A picture with a couple of words is not so intimidating.
A: And maybe sketching...
Some discussion ensues about factors that limit blogging.
A: Then there’s perimenopause.
W: Or menopause, and 4D, how is your andropause?
4D: My andropause?
2) Vampires
A: Why are vampires so hot right now?
W: Because relationships suck?
Aggie groans. 4D pointedly does not.
A: Is it about gender power differences?
W: Huh?
A: In True Blood, vampires are an oppressed minority group, even though they are powerful beings. Like the white male narrative that they are now marginalized.
4D: Hmm. Maybe the Chair would like to come back to the blog as a vampire persona.
W: What is our official position on vampires?
4D: I don’t feel a need to have an official position.
W: What if Aggie and I do?
4D: [Shrugs and makes confusing hand gestures] Well... Why?
A: They seem to have taken on a cultural importance.
Some discussion ensues, but nothing is resolved on the vampire topic.
3) Coyote Carrying the Blog
A: Coyote is carrying the blog.
W: We should give him an award... Dinner and drinks from everyone else.
4D and Aggie agree and the motion is adopted by consensus.
A: Where is he?
W and 4D: It’s a mystery.
4) Back to Vampires
4D: Perhaps our official position on vampires could be reporting on who is not a vampire and who might be. For instance, our mayor Is not a vampire because he was captured on videotape outdoors during the day.
W: And we was married in a church.
A doesn’t seem to be fired up by this idea.
5) BOLO
A: Woodsy, how was Blog Out Loud Ottawa?
W: It was fun.