...is an internet based on the Internet Protocol suite.
...is broken.
...is different.
...is almost full.
...is missing.
...is the enemy.
...is an Orgy.
...is an Ogre.
...is a copy machine.
...is a prime news source.
...is not a truck.
...is a good thing because it is unregulatable.
...is shit. It is vitally important that we all realize this and move on.
* With (sincerely faked) apologies to the Fourth Dwarf for being either too busy or too lazy to be original, and totally ripping off his Google Poem thing instead.
* Opinions expressed are the views of their authors and do not necessarily represent the viewpoint of the ESI Editorial Board. But they might.