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The InterTubes According to Google

The Internet...*

...is a Series of Tubes.
...is no 21st century boob tube.
...is Never Gonna Give Rick Astley Up.
...is mainly for complaining.
...is an internet based on the Internet Protocol suite.
...is broken.
...is different.
...is almost full.
...is missing.
...is the enemy.
...is an Orgy.
...is an Ogre.
...is a copy machine.
...is a prime news source.
...is not a truck.
...is a good thing because it is unregulatable.
...is shit. It is vitally important that we all realize this and move on.

* With (sincerely faked) apologies to the Fourth Dwarf for being either too busy or too lazy to be original, and totally ripping off his Google Poem thing instead.

* Opinions expressed are the views of their authors and do not necessarily represent the viewpoint of the ESI Editorial Board. But they might.