Venue: The Usual Spot
Present: Fourth Dwarf, Coyote, Agatha, Conch Shell, the Chair
Absent with notice: Independent Observer
Minutes by: 4D
After working out the contest details, the ESIs turn to a discussion of the Terms of Reference for the Consutancy Contract with an Ottawa Super-Blogger
Chair: I'd like to see bench-marking.
4th Dwarf: A confidentiality clause?
Aggie: She can help us explore the sex angle.
4D: But no ass piracy.
Conch Shell: We don't self-analyze. She should know that.
4D: Maybe we need help with that.
CS: If we think an idea is stupid, we will only attack the idea and not the person.
Chair: Maybe we'll attack the person a little.
Aggie: We will use only "I" statements.
Coyote: For example?
Aggie: "I feel that's fucking stupid."
Coyote: Should we redraw the org chart?
CS: What org chart?
Somebody: exactly.
4D: Does she think there are there other professionals we should consult? Graphics? Publicity?
Aggie: Raw food chefs...
Coyote: Molecular food chefs...
Plates arrive and the meeting is adjourned.