![Hint: The material listed may contain items of an explosive of inflammable nature. The purchaser shall accept full responsibility for damages to property or personal injuries or loss of life that may result form handling or processing such items and shall indemnify and save hamless CADC from and against all claims or demands in respect of any such damages, injuries of loss](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhooVkrco54rntIaxL9Ts038sm4EnkeEUlbwpM_WZw2auBMKzcrm8fUAWpDan1Z9Miy-hVL2tstJFoNU2JzfS1WVaqZB1yWANNvT2vRp7L_toEeaMbMuVrDeKkVQPex3a6WV7Rn0PSHNoo/s320/CA-flares.jpg)
Crown Assets Canada is currently auctioning two skids of 30-minute road flares (minimum bid: $ 6,672.50). and a whole pile of marine cordage (no minimum bid).
[Notes:
(a) It might be worth waiting on the flares. They were up for sale in February with a minimum bid of $7,850.00, but there were no bids, so the price has dropped by 15%.
(b) The minimum bid is still a big savings over the retail price.
(c) If you don’t know what you’d do with 5600 road flares and heavy marine cordage, you might be evil but you’re no genius.]
Also, if you act fast, you can buy a firetruck (minimum bid: only $3000!) Just the thing for pulling off a major heist in a downtown core.
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