Last year I resolved to be more creative and stop relying on Google for my artistic inspiration. That didn't work out; so this year I went to Google for a dozen fresh resolutions.
In 2009:
- I won’t be 100 percent wrong
- I won’t be out there to lie down for him
- I won't spend all my R&D on a meaningless pet project that fails to appeal to anybody when I could have been making videogames the whole time
- I won’t create more waste
- I won't be signing up for this challenge again
- I won’t buy yarn except on days that begin with S
- I won’t be as involved with Parkville WILDFIRE as I have been previously
- I won’t have a 360-degree role anymore
- I won’t promote my articles bar Tweeting them once
- I won't be voting for him no matter whom he's running against
- I won't watch GH anymore
- I won't be surprised
