I call Dwarfie for advice and he answers with his usual crusty this better be important grunt for a salutation."Hi, Dwarfie, I'm confused about something. Do you have a minute?"
"What's up, Toots?"
"I was reading Tiana's blog, and for the second time she mentions that her son has a giant cock. I can't explain it, but it bothers me to read that."
"That's because a cock is something you have sex with..."
"That's it," I respond relieved, "and on a baby..."
"You'd call it something else."
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