
Conservatives ... Cave Voter Sins
Liberals ... Ill Bears or, if you are a glass half-full type, Ballsier
Bloc Quebecois ... Coo Clique Ebbs
New Democrats ... Comrade Newts
Green Party ... Rapt Energy
Looking ahead to the Liberal leadership race, things appear a little menacing for Michael Ignatieff ... Mafia Fleecing Hit ... and equally troublesome for Dominic LeBlanc ... Clinical Mob Den ... but perhaps former Ontario premier Bob Rae will again rule in the coming Bob Era.
Image: Superior Comrade Newt keeps an eye or two on the proletariat