After some angst and developing stress symptoms, Our first Meta Contest Winner Zoom writes:
Dear ESIs,
I am pleased to submit my guest post to you, and I thank you for your patience. It helped that Aggie pointed out it could be short.
My post consists of a single link: Click here
I trust this satisfies my contractual obligations to the ESIs.
I wish you all the best with your future contests, which I will watch from a safe distance.
Sincerely,
Zoom
