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Lets hope someone doesn't Google Kuz'n..witch
Once again, the 5M flirts with potential litigious-provoking language in her review of life in her old apartment.
UPDATE 2005.08.16:
The litigious elements of the 5M post were subsequently retracted.
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ESI caption contest!
The prize? Not being thrown to the lions.
Caribou!
While imbibing a pint with associates recently, one lifted his stein and said, Ookpik ! Another said, Don't you mean, Chimo !? And so be...
Fairy tale town
Ottawa, though populated by many types that pride themselves on real-world pragmatism, is a fairy-tale town. If ya don't buy into this a...
His and Hers - Part II
I am told that it was not obvious why I suspected that the truck belonged to a man. See for yourself... p.s. I have a new compulsion - I no...
The Independent Observer's Summary from the past week
In the spirit of Agatha's update following the memorable Crisis Weekend, here's a precis of the last seven days: 1) After receiving ...
Will the gnome roam to Nome or Rome?
I am happy to report my new travelling companion is cute, looks good in red, and is up for just about anything. I am less enthusiastic to no...
An irrelevant paws
These are the grey days that try a semimythical coyote's soul. I have many reasons why this is so. Sadly, they are unrelated. So no neat...
Equality in Love
That fellow Matt and his girlfriend who doesn't love him as much as he loves her reminds me of a movie I produced a few years ago.
RNDP 23: More on Online
The Globe and Mail says people's financial troubles make online dating more appealing. Interestingly, back before the financial trouble...
A carnival atmosphere
Y'know... The thought of riffing just one more time on the weak-mindedness of politicians contributing to this town's carnival atmos...
30 days
Going begging
It was either extensive research, or insomnia last weekend after one too many beavertails on the canal, that led us to the momentous discove...
I'll Drive up Front with the Boys, Steve
This piece of political theatrics just made me laugh. From what I can see, there is plenty of room for more than one in the back seats. Bu...
Coyote and Dating
Coyote should not listen to any ESI pressure to enter into dating world. Dating is an evil construct, based on regressive, repressive outdat...
Stringin' the blues
A strange brew of sounds Saturday as Bluesfest wailed into its final weekend. Conch Shell and Painted Stick were flatly unimpressed with the...
Breaking News: Ottawa River crash debris recovered
Turns out it was just a weather balloon. Nothing to see here. Please move on.
Google Poem: Do we really want a mayor?
* Personally, I don't want a mayor who isn't willing to do the legwork to ensure that all of her/his nominators are in fact on t...
Will the gnome roam to Nome or Rome?
I am happy to report my new travelling companion is cute, looks good in red, and is up for just about anything. I am less enthusiastic to no...
A Taliban bobsled team?
The Independent Observer and me wuz debriefing the other night, after the Games That Must Not be Named©®™, when one of us started asking dum...
I went to International Talk Like a Pirate Day...
...and when I regained consciousness somebody had dressed me up in this goofy outfit. Next time, I'm sending Fourth Dwarf. He deserves ...
Tank Top Tuesday
Nursmyra, is this a tank top or a corset?
All time
Remember, keep your brush on the ice
City hockey fans have yet to recover from the whooping that Sidney Crosby and the Pittsburgh Penguins inflicted on the Ottawa Senators in t...
How many of us are feeling about this winter in Ottawa
Death, taxes and, oh yeah, annoying phone calls
You might think Canada's tax collectors would be a sharp bunch. Competent, educated, shrewd, with sharpened pencils at the ready. And th...
Avoiding the elephant in the womb
On a recent visit to one of my ancestral homelands, I met up with an old friend who is with child. She was waiting for me on the sidewalk o...
Publog Research: Preston Hardware
Fieldwork by the Research Director and Coyote, Easter Weekend 2007: Pluses (Features to emulate) FREE! ESPRESSO! SHOTS! Minuses (Features to...
Unreasonable demands
A number of demands have been made on me as the new muse that I deem to be unreasonable. 1) That I disclose details of my sex life . The 5th...
Send in the Clowns
Every time that I notice this mannequin, I am startled for a second. But, despite her clownish hair and her maniacal smile , she has excelle...
People in their lounging robes
I love Le Nordik , the scandinavian spa just 20 minutes from Ottawa. It is amazing, and reasonably priced. Much cheaper than therapy, and y...
Sign Language and Prime Ministers
A little news story about sign language and the prime minister of Thailand sent me on an internet search quest this week. It seems the Thai ...
Wading in to the chocolate morass
As Zoom has noted , these are the dog days of blogging. Oh, hey: I'm a dog. A dog about to risk life and limb by weighing in on the Gre...
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Where is Sixth Apostle?
Empty Space
Life after Lavalife
Feminist Sensibilities and Yoga Booty Ballet
Don't Worry, I know who I can count on
Saving the 5M from the lcp
Edge
Cover Blown at Spins'N'Needles
The LCP Poll
The Navy Guy
Metablog to M: Renew your Passport
What happens with no kissing
What now?
The Independent Observer's Summary from the past week
A lot of crust
Coming soon to Mags and Fags
Ouch
Who is Watching the Watchers?
Blog-iverse to ESIs: Get a Life
5M comes out swingin' at the ESI's
The coyote chronicles
How's it goin', "A"?
Kens wanting Barbies
Heisenberg Directive Revoked
Ahh, the ironies of life
Chick Flicks and Swift Kicks Beat Dude Licks
Going Back to the Elphin
Okay, kitties it is, then
Lets hope someone doesn't Google Kuz'n..witch
Meech Lake with the Dude
Good Old Minty
Should 5M Stop Doing Yoga?
Crude Dude is a dead ender
Where is the 5M's Head?
This weeks poll results
Martinis with Dude
I Was Wondering When We'd Get to Chocolate
La plus ca change...
...which means she's in love with us?
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