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As creators of chaos, fog, FUD and general mayhem, we are unsurpassed. As generators of capital, not so much. ESI: The Sock Puppet Movie i... -
Some people look to the election as an important milestone for Canadians to take stock of their democracy and possibly set a new course for ...
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Ottawa, though populated by many types that pride themselves on real-world pragmatism, is a fairy-tale town. If ya don't buy into this a... -
An acquaintance is grappling with a mystery. Her television frequently turns on by itself in the middle of the night. Prime theories to expl...
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Our on-hiatus for legal reasons mayor has a pottymouth problem. Among others, since his fascination with the felicitous phrase, "big sw... -
I learned from Ottawa Street Style that the Ottawa Fashion Week , Nov 12-15, [Not to be confused with Capital Fashion Week , Nov 21-22] is...
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OK, Aggie's got a case here for you folks. I've discussed this extensively with the Chair, and he has some strong opinions about ...
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That nuanced thrash-metal philosopher, Axl Rose, famously spent a decade trying to spit-glue together his Chinese Democracy album, an assau... -
So far we have 5 entries in the new Meta Contest : Urban Pedestrian: one of Aggie's home-made muumuus; Woodsy: the t-shirt with "Ro...
30 days
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Coyote should not listen to any ESI pressure to enter into dating world. Dating is an evil construct, based on regressive, repressive outdat...
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This piece of political theatrics just made me laugh. From what I can see, there is plenty of room for more than one in the back seats. Bu...
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It was either extensive research, or insomnia last weekend after one too many beavertails on the canal, that led us to the momentous discove... -
A strange brew of sounds Saturday as Bluesfest wailed into its final weekend. Conch Shell and Painted Stick were flatly unimpressed with the... -
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The Independent Observer and me wuz debriefing the other night, after the Games That Must Not be Named©®™, when one of us started asking dum... -
While imbibing a pint with associates recently, one lifted his stein and said, Ookpik ! Another said, Don't you mean, Chimo !? And so be...
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27 Nov 2006 Emergency meeting Minutes by: I.O. Redacted by: █████████ Venue: The Usual Place Present: Agatha, The Chair, Coyote, Fourth Dwar...
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Based on fieldwork by the IO, Coyote, 4D, Audrey and the Amazon on 19 December 2006: The Pluses (or things we should try to copy in our spot...
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City hockey fans have yet to recover from the whooping that Sidney Crosby and the Pittsburgh Penguins inflicted on the Ottawa Senators in t... -
You might think Canada's tax collectors would be a sharp bunch. Competent, educated, shrewd, with sharpened pencils at the ready. And th... -
On a recent visit to one of my ancestral homelands, I met up with an old friend who is with child. She was waiting for me on the sidewalk o... -
Fieldwork by the Research Director and Coyote, Easter Weekend 2007: Pluses (Features to emulate) FREE! ESPRESSO! SHOTS! Minuses (Features to... -
A number of demands have been made on me as the new muse that I deem to be unreasonable. 1) That I disclose details of my sex life . The 5th...
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Every time that I notice this mannequin, I am startled for a second. But, despite her clownish hair and her maniacal smile , she has excelle... -
As Zoom has noted , these are the dog days of blogging. Oh, hey: I'm a dog. A dog about to risk life and limb by weighing in on the Gre... -
I love Le Nordik , the scandinavian spa just 20 minutes from Ottawa. It is amazing, and reasonably priced. Much cheaper than therapy, and y...
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A little news story about sign language and the prime minister of Thailand sent me on an internet search quest this week. It seems the Thai ...
