Last Monday, after an amusing evening romp with a mere mortal, I was once again heading home in a taxi.
Unlike my other taxi driver, this fellow allowed me time to settle my dainty derrière into his crackly plastic covered back seat before driving off erratically.
He did not speak, but I was aware that he was staring at me fixedly in his rear-view mirror. “Oh, here we go again,” I thought, sighing lightly in an attempt to conjure up serenity.
Suddenly, he began speaking to me in a loud and passionate voice.
He explained that within a few seconds of seeing someone's face, he knows things about them. It is a gift. He does not see the future; he just sees things as they are.
And since, as you well know, it is a long drive to my home in the woods, I was his captive listener.
If I tried to thank him for what I perceived to be compliments, or to comment that he was correct about certain points, or to insist that certain things that he was relating to me were impossible, he would erupt and spurt, "You cannot argue these things with me. That is reality what I tell you!”
That is Reality
You are a kind person. That is Reality
You are a good person. That is Reality
You see life in black and white and know what you want. That is Reality
You have worked very hard all your life, and now you deserve to have fun. That is Reality
You have been a very good mother, and now it is your time to relax. That is Reality
You have taught your children to be the same kind of person that you are - kind, intelligent, and caring. That is Reality
You are involved with a man who loves to give you kisses everywhere. That is Reality
You are involved with a good and kind man. You will have a very happy, kind relationship. It will last forever. That is Reality
You will be married in 1-5 years. That is Reality
You will have 2 children - a boy and a girl. That is Reality
When you live with this man, every night he will want to be with you. He will cover you with kisses, and he will melt into you. That is Reality
To his suggestive comment about a man melting into me, I reacted, "Hey!"
"What?! That is natural what I tell you! It is on TV, it is on the Internet, it is in the movies - it is everywhere," he responded excitedly while waving both hands up I the air."
Has anyone else caught a ride with this soothsayer?
