I ended up getting books for the little ones (the illiterate bastards). There were not enough monster mittens for everyone. Since one of my wee nephews lives in Essex, I decided to educate him about Canada by giving him a book entitled 101 Cool Canadian Jokes by Erin O'Connor.
Here are a few highlights from the collection:
Knock,knock!
Who's there?
Caribou!
Caribou who?
Don't cry--it's only a joke!
What do pigs clean the ice with?
A Hamboni.
What do you get when you cross a great hockey player and a plumber?
Drain Gretzky.
What's smelly, green and gross and works on Parliament Hill?
The slime minister!
Yes, they are lame little jokes...
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