Overhead in the coffee line-up this morning:
Guy 1: So, I'm not going to the ball hockey tournament in Windsor this weekend?
Guy 2: Why not?
Guy 1: My wife was doing a Google on our home computer and when she typed the letter 'S', the auto-complete displayed 'strippers windsor'.
Guy 2: So, she won't let you go because of that?
Guy 1: I guess. Like what does she think is going to happen?