Burlesque Beauty

Today, I am "making a tawdry burlesque of the blog" by writing about my cat, Magi.


Magi is bored and she is whiny. It seems that she wants:

• a play date with Clint Eastwood,
• (sex) toys like Bazel's,
• the kind of infamy that Duncan exudes,
• a quilt and mutual licking with Freya,
• a sugar daddy to cuddle with like Ti-gris has, and
• to be immortalized in one of Coyote's recipes poems.