Explanations you pervs force us to make

Found myself having to add extra words to an email to our old friend the Chair^[1] this week.

From: Fourth Dwarf
To: The Chair
Sent: Wednesday, August 13, 2008 11:06 PM
Subject: Weed whacker and hedge trimmer

No, this is not about the topic predominating recent ESI postings.

I've got an electric weed whacker for you.

Also, if you'd like, an electric hedge trimmer.

For your garden. Come on.

- 4

¹ Do you remember the Chair? He used to blog here. Witty fellow.