People are making a big fuss over the mayor wanting to erase a recording. But let's all remember, he did not actually erase it. No harm, no foul, right? And there are a lot of other bad things he did not do this week, for example, he did not:
- Taser or threaten to taser somebody's son [* *]
- Unleash emus on an unsuspecting village in Eastern Ontario [*]
- Give a young wife that he's never slept with 30 days to move out of her apartment. [*]
- [there is no fifth thing]
- Consistently arrive late for practices and reportedly party in nightclubs and thus lose the season for the Senators [*]
- Kill a baby seal
- Protest the hunting of baby seals [*]
- Create huge fund-raising debt by appearing nude in a calendar that sold poorly [*]
- Tow away a repossessed car with a sleeping child inside [*]
- Cut a henchman's brake cables to distract a superhero while he commits another crime
While we're on the topic of erasing things, in the old days, we used to carry big magnets to erase audio and videotape. Magnets might not work on the new chips they use, but what about a taser?
1 As far as we know.
