Earlier today, Audrey sent out this email:
I just wanted to let you know that I've decided to enter rehab. Just for the weekend, of course.
Like Britney, Lindsay and Jonathan Rhys Meyers, I don't have any specific problem. However, I like to keep up with the latest trends.
Even Michaëlle Jean is taking a little break.
Of course I will leave rehab briefly to attend a Saturday afternoon BBQ.
And I might be persuaded to watch hockey out on Saturday night.
And, too, I might leave rehab to have breakfast out on Elgin Street on Sunday morning.
Maybe the Independent Observer will want to visit open houses with me on Sunday afternoon.
However, I will be in rehab the rest of the time.
Hopefully, during my stint in rehab I will get to eat lots of chocolate, will take long naps, and will read all the tabloids.
Maybe, if I am lucky, I will have a massage.
You will still be able to reach me, since I will be at my usual location - it will be an "in-house" rehab session.
I will keep you informed of my progress.
