Is it wise to invite, indeed flaunt, such a blatant comparison? I mean, I prob'ly shouldn't be biting the ankle of the hand that's throwin' me a bone here, but hey, I'm a very badly domesticated puppy and I just need to draw up a list or two to straighten out a few things in my own dim doggie mind:
Muse:
- Lives downtown
- Dysfunctional relationship(s)
- Cringeworthy revelatory details
- It's all about her
- Lives downtown
- Dysfunctional automobile
- Cringeworthy bandages all over her face
- It's all about her
Hey, Aggie! Start combing your bandaids! It's Cecil B. DeMille's third cousin's little sister's former best friend on the blower! Ya might hafta get ready for your close-up!